How to seduce an Elf ?
You always wanted to have success with tall, blond girls ?
But you are short, and not very attractive ?
There is a solution for you !!
Become a Hobbit!
Hobbits are real Elf magnets, don’t worry about being funny or handsome, just dress conscientiously as a Hobbit and wait in a cosplay convention, quickly you will find an Elf lady squeezing you on her chest to remake a scene of the Lord of the rings saga.
If you are not lucky with Elfs, you can still try to find a cute Hobbit girl …
Warning !! : Hobbits have Curly hair, without them you are just a dude wearing vintage clothes, and u will not attract hotties …